Nitty Grinder Chronicles

Hey there, have 215T I'm trying to sell. Normally I just do it through the site, but it hasn't been working for over a day now.

If anyones interested, let me know, otherwise I'll just check out another site.

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what is my little beautiful bunnies.

i've been away for awhile, due to personal reasons. my racist level has been dropping, but i believe i'll bring it up to competitive standards within the next week.

have been fucking the dog with regard to poker, haven't been playing at all - been more busy getting all kinds of shit for my new apartment in the city... and have probably dropped like a quarter of my bankroll on that. shitballs and vinegar.

also, buddy of mine from university/hockey/life is back from ontario for a few weeks, so i've been drinking way more than usual. in fact, i miss having solid shits. heavy prolonged drinking certainly has a way of fucking up my intestines. fuck you alcohol, you beautiful dark frienemy of mine.

so yeah, time to start grinding the shit outta the poker for a bit. apartment is mostly furnished, but still need a shitload of odd's and ends. never knew how much a fucking sofa set and bedroom set cost before. craziness.

anyways my little racist poker clicking dirty bastard friends, i bid you adieu

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$10/million Pokerstars play money. i'll take roughly 3 mill. maybe more. depends on how sexy you are.

sup motherfuckers. this is he, the most badass racist dragon you've ever met.

pokers going good. my goals toward making enough money to get a dick enhancement are rolling along at an alarming rate. much to the chagrin of my other dragon friends

moving to the city soon, to a sweet new pad - gotta completely furnish the bitch, but that's ok. i'm not racist towards furniture. only minorities and majorities.

anyways. i want to buy some play money chips. why? because i'm a fucking poker champ. and i like to show how large my dick is by shoving chips harder into the middle of the pot than a thai hooker working the corner. and i just can't do that with my normal stakes whilst drunk. sad panda stare. and as genjix says, it's actually better to prepare for playing higher stakes by playing lower ones - people are more stupid, more silly, and all around more unpredictable. so basically, i'm preparing for nl400 by playing play money. it was either this, or prepare for nl200 by playing nl10, but i decided to play it safe.

i'll pay 10$/m, and of course you're sending it first. because i'm racist, so shut your dick hole already.

oh ya. my laptop is a cuntlicker, and HEM HUD keeps fucking up, so i've got into the habit of setting it to factory settings and downloading like ~65 updates, then installing everything and finetuning my firewall and shit.

i'm like a fucking pro. fuck dell, call the racist dragon

i'd post a graph. but i've got into the perpetual habit of only havin like 20k hands then having to wipe my laptop. so fuck graphs.

later home slices

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